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Pies



Pies

What, like a slice of pie can’t be totally life changing?



Blueberry Earl Gray

Bursting blueberries wrapped in buttery pastry dough, and topped with a sophisticated Earl Grey glaze. Very demure. THIS PRODUCT WAS PRODUCED IN A PRIVATE RESIDENCE THAT IS NOT SUBJECT TO GOVERNMENTAL LICENSING OR INSPECTION.

$44

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Blueberry Earl Gray

Peach Cardamom

Meet apple pie’s chic older cousin. She’s tart and tangy, with notes of citrus and just enough spice, wrapped in buttery pastry dough. Think Dole fruit cup with a glam makeover. THIS PRODUCT WAS PRODUCED IN A PRIVATE RESIDENCE THAT IS NOT SUBJECT TO GOVERNMENTAL LICENSING OR INSPECTION.

$44

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Key Lime

This pie is the definition of love at first bite. A tangy lime custard filling topped with an airy whip, on a salty graham cracker crust. Bright, refreshing, and totally swoon-worthy. SAFE HANDLING INSTRUCTIONS: To prevent illness from bacteria, keep this food refrigerated or frozen until the food is prepared for consumption. THIS PRODUCT WAS PRODUCED IN A PRIVATE RESIDENCE THAT IS NOT SUBJECT TO GOVERNMENTAL LICENSING OR INSPECTION.

$38

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Key Lime

Coconut Cream

Silky, vanilla-pudding-like coconut custard tucked into a salty Nilla wafer crust, then finished with fluffy whip and toasted coconut shavings. This pie tastes like the first day of a tropical vacation that you’ve waited years to take. Like, total bliss in a slice. SAFE HANDLING INSTRUCTIONS: To prevent illness from bacteria, keep this food refrigerated or frozen until the food is prepared for consumption. THIS PRODUCT WAS PRODUCED IN A PRIVATE RESIDENCE THAT IS NOT SUBJECT TO GOVERNMENTAL LICENSING OR INSPECTION.

$38

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Chocolate Cream

Whoever said chocolate couldn’t solve all your problems clearly never met this pie. Smooth chocolate filling with pillowy whip cream on top, and a perfectly crumbly Oreo cookie crust. Your new favorite late-night craving, guaranteed. THIS PRODUCT WAS PRODUCED IN A PRIVATE RESIDENCE THAT IS NOT SUBJECT TO GOVERNMENTAL LICENSING OR INSPECTION.

$38

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